If you have the type of sense of humor that routinely makes your friends and family groan, this book is for you.

You know all those old adages that people throw around? I've updated them . . . for example: 

Better late than never

Unless you need CPR.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

After they hatch, they'll be running around, and you won't be able to count them then, either. You should probably just forget about the chickens.

Honesty is the best policy.

Unless you're about to die. Then life insurance is the best policy.

If you want more, there are a total of 182 jokes, and some have illustrations!

It's currently on sale for $6.95!